i just wanna soil my oats bro
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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