she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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