It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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