they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?