what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
