Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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