You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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