How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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