Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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