is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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