I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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