So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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