Do you still have your period?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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