he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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