I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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