dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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