A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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