I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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