508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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