why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
pray to the hookup gods
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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