Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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