He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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