It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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