i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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