Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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