Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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