sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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