I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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