Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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