What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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