Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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