Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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