i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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