i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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