nut hugger
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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