No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have aggressive nipples.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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