check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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