I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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