Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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