they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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