Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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