i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
