I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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