he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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