But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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