physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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