a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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