As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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