You work out of a Hotel?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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