I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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