He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
