dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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