Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
