if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Farmville is her only friend.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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