i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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